Two Tough Questions!

 

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who
were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two Mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer
and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first...

No peeking...

Then scroll down for the answer...

ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

 

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