Doughboy Rolls Over Dead

Doughboy, passed away yesterday of an infection and trauma, complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungy Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was loved. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a smart man wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife play dough, two childern John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is survived by his father Pop Tart. The funeral was at 3:50 for 30 minutes.

If this made you smile, rise to the occasion, and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day and knead a laugh.