Fighting Swine with Swine
by Hal Lindsey

It is still unclear exactly how to best fight against an enemy who wants
to be killed. During World War II, we faced a similar enemy in the
Japanese Imperial Forces, but they were concentrated on islands where we
could fulfill their death wish without hurting anybody else, whereas
many of the terrorists live among us.

In the light of that, we need to fight Muslims back with religiously
effective weapons.

Israeli police are considering using bags of pig lard in buses and other
places to deter Muslim suicide bombers. In fact, the proposal has
received the approval of the Jerusalem rabbinate

Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, of the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, ruled
yesterday that "there is no Halachic ban on using bags of lard in buses
and other places" when saving lives is concerned. The Halachic permit
says bags of lard may be used in any place that might be a target for
suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls and railway stations.

The rabbi also said that if the police do not use pig fat in buses, tens
of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jews will arm themselves with spray guns
filled with liquid lard to be used against terrorists.

Strict Muslim tradition holds that any Muslim who comes in contact with
a pig before dying will be denied access to heaven.

"If bags of pig lard will prevent zealous Moslem terrorists from
carrying out attacks, I'm all for it," said Deputy Internal Security
Minister Ya'acov Edri
(Likud) in response to the plan.

In October, former Chief Rabbi Mordehai Eliyahu and Kiryat Arba's Chief
Rabbi Dov Lior gave their endorsement to a proposal to test the use of
wild pigs in detecting terrorist infiltrators and explosives in West
Bank communities.

The idea is not a new one.

Just before World War I, General 'Blackjack' Pershing was stationed in
the Philippines, where he was ordered to put down an Islamic insurgency
movement.

Pershings troops captured fifty terrorists and had them tied to posts
for execution.

Pershing ordered his men to slaughter two pigs in front of the now
horrified terrorists. The soldiers soaked their bullets in pigs blood in
full view of the fifty condemned terrorists.

Using the pig-soaked bullets, they executed forty-nine of them by firing
squad. They dug a big hole, dumped in the bodies of the terrorists, and
covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc., and covered over the grave.

Pershing let the fiftieth terrorist go. There wasn't another Islamic
terrorist incident for forty-two years.

Last year, the Russians began wrapping the bodies of Chechen terrorists
in pigskin before burial. It has had a significant effect on acts of
terrorism against the Russian state by Islamic terrorists.

Since the Muslim fundamentalists launch their suicide attacks against
the U.S. and Israel because of their firm belief that they will
immediately go to Paradise to be welcomed by their 72 black-eyed
virgins, it follows that they would be terrified by anything that their
religious faith tells them would prevent them from going to Paradise.

A devout Muslim fundamentalist does believe that if he touches anything
from a pig at death, his is doomed forever. So may I introduce the new
Secret super-weapon against Muslim Terroristsmissiles and airburst bombs
filled with pig parts. There should be special public ceremonies in
which our bullets are baptized in pigs blood.

I really do believe that this would immediately suppress their Jihad
fervor and strike terror into their hearts. Nations like Italy and
Poland that produce a large amount of pig products would be only too
glad for us to have the pig manure and other by-products for use in
anti-Jihad weapons.

One could call it fighting swine with swine.