Moses?

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair and a beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

Present Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?

The man never answered but just kept staring ahead.

Again President Bush said, "Moses!" The man kept right on staring ahead, never answering the President.

Soon a Secret Service man came by and Bush grabbed him znd said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?"
The Secret Service man agreed with the President.

"Well", said the President, "every time I say his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. "Watch!" again, the Pres. yelled, "Moses!" and again the man just stared ahead.

The Secret Service man went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"

The man leaned over and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. The last time I talked to a Bush I spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"