TOP THREE SMART ANSWERS

Smart Answer #3:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Answer #2:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day" the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Answer #1:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to
the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."