I'm So Smart!

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in
this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane
recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The
result is a win-win-win situation:

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

2. Use the dirt from the moat to raise the levees in New Orleans.

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you'd like me to solve today?