The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business, much like his own, opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his
right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign,
reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper panicked - then he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read........
Contributed by Deb Laswell
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