Tell the kids I love them - God

Let's meet at my house Saturday-before the game - God

C'mon over and bring the kids - God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? - God

We need to talk - God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer - God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage - God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it - God

I love you and you and you and you and... - God

Will the road you're on get you to my place? - God

Follow me - God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding - God

My way is the highway - God

Need directions? - God

You think it's hot here? - God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test - God

Do you have any idea where you're going? - God

Don't make me come down there - God

Contributed by Donald Messina